Cadmium Enjoyer 𓅃: I’d rather go to the ER late at night and lick the floor.

Putin's puppet can have a tall glass of shut the fuck up.

the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears

But he's right in the sense that I'd vote for a random wad of cat hair and oreo crumbs from deep inside my couch before considering a narcissistic nepo-ghoul who casually murders people in developing nations with vaccine misinformation as a hobby.

Whose entire family have repudiated him.

Things I would vote for over RFK jr: - couch detritus - literally any goldfish - mysterious clump of damp twine - piñata full of wasps - stained mattress in the woods  - half can of flat Dr. Pepper - discarded bandaid lying on a public bathroom floor

I’d rather go to the ER late at night and lick the floor.

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