Cats of Yore: But he's right in the sense that I'd vote for a random wad of cat hair and oreo crumbs from deep inside my couch before considering a narcissistic nepo-ghoul who casually murders people in developing nations with vaccine misinformation as a hobby.

Putin's puppet can have a tall glass of shut the fuck up.

the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears

But he's right in the sense that I'd vote for a random wad of cat hair and oreo crumbs from deep inside my couch before considering a narcissistic nepo-ghoul who casually murders people in developing nations with vaccine misinformation as a hobby.

Whose entire family have repudiated him.

Things I would vote for over RFK jr: - couch detritus - literally any goldfish - mysterious clump of damp twine - piñata full of wasps - stained mattress in the woods  - half can of flat Dr. Pepper - discarded bandaid lying on a public bathroom floor

I would sooner vote for his father in his current condition before I cast a vote for that worm-eaten wanker

I oppose measles and vote accordingly.

Brain worm

Out of those, piñata full of wasps, damp twine for vp. Though, I do like goldfish. This is hard.

I’d rather go to the ER late at night and lick the floor.

"Literally any goldfish." *Best Morgan Freeman voice* That one actually made me laugh. But seriously, who thinks RFK Jr. is actually a good candidate? There hasn't been a serious Kennedy worth considering since his DAD, and well... We can thank Sirhan Sirhan for putting the kibosh to that.

- RFK jr's dead brainworm

I’d draw the line at the bandaid but all the rest of the candidates seem legit to me.

I am truly sorry, but my brain created an image of Francie and Fergus fur all wrapped into a ball mixed with oreo crumbs and I think I have to lie down now.

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