Cap’n Watsisname: Being born on the Fourth of July doesn’t make you a Yankee Doodle Dandy. You gotta earn that shit.

Being born on the Fourth of July doesn’t make you a Yankee Doodle Dandy. You gotta earn that shit.

Nah, my feather been named macaroni. Keep hating, redcoat fuckbois.

Deep in that cap.

Lotta people get distracted after figuring out the yanky part though. Lotta people lost there.

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