I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
see thru mine to why it can't be what I want for you this strange air it's hard to tell you'll have hell to prove to these phonies in your dream it's all real it's meaningful you're worth something beautiful but I can't give you what you have already like you can't give me what I gave up to be here
Sure music and fashion were always the passion at the Copa but what about those breadsticks (barry's warm and yeasty lil secret shh🧄 don't fall in love)
Some of you didn’t spend the summer stripping the Barbies you’d outgrown naked, turning the hose on full blast and repeatedly shooting them off the edge of the birdbath and it shows
Duolingo needs to chill with the notifications after I've already done lessons that day. my dude I am no longer holding out hope that overachieving will make my parents love me
if i directed a series of period dramas my signature would be having one random character pick up a smartphone and start playing candy crush in a random part of each film
you ever follow someone bc they seem cool and interesting but then find out they’re super annoying, preachy and kind of a bully— yet you’re uneasy about unfollowing bc you see how they treat other people and you def don’t want to get on their bad side and also you’re a little bit afraid
me neither
Sometimes I feel like a failure. And sometimes there is a major storm and I'm compelled to check local facebook groups for information and I realize I am amazing.
