Miss Suzy

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Totally a high AF squirrel

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truth is, it hurts. it hurts a lot, and I don't know how to make it hurt less. and I've been down this road for a long time now, and I'm still failing at some essential step because the hurt is still here. The anxiety, the longing, the hope that something will save me from the pain. It is idiotic.

Ah, life. Ever wish you were a horse so somebody would put you outta your misery?

I just saw a grown ass woman wearing grown ass woman sized bloomers. 👀

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FEED YOUR LAWN.. FEED IT feed it french fries

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Which one of you fuckers taped over my vhs copy of the “Who’s the Boss?” series finale?

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sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6

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La Mer Concentrate Serum duo $425 valued at $660 what’s it made of abalone jizz?

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just to be clear, that's not really my dick, that's an eggplant

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🎶I get knocked down but imma stay down here you know it's actually cooler if you stay down here🎶

Reached into my robe pocket and was startled to find I still want to hear everything you say.

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Don’t pop your pussy for me, Argentina

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If you’re that bothered by my nudity, perhaps your garage sale should have a fitting room.

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Young, Wild & mentally unwell… just kidding I’m not young

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Will there be any validation handed out today? Or should I just take some from the validation I’ve squirreled away?

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correcting posture has added like 40% more cunt to my gait. this is wild

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Splaying myself on the kitchen tile after coming in from the heat

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set me on fire and tell me i'm pretty hot

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how many humans has Bugs Bunny fucked

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So you're telling me this turkey has its balls buttered?

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Touch grass? Nah. Pet dog.

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It's too cloudy for my solar meat grinder :(

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Moth balls are way bigger than I expected

I'M LOVIN' YOU FROM BEHIND RIGHT NOW, GRRRL.

Hate it when people who once liked you now hate you and you're not supposed to be reading their posts but you ARE and you think of THE BEST REPLY THAT YOU KNOW THEY WOULD LOVE, but you can't reply it. Because they hate you now. For their own reasons, which are probably dumb and unfounded.