I am a Digital Humanities web developer and IT professional. My greatest hits include:
* That sounds great; who is going to maintain it?
* No, really; who is going to maintain it?
* Lets try again; who is going to maintain it after you get bored with it / run out of grant money?
* **screaming**
I am a games PR manager. My greatest hits include:
* You have to talk to someone else about that game
* No, we don't have any news about that yet
* I really like it, and I'm not just saying that.
* No, I don't do the podcast anymore.
me trying to explain the above to people at work without openly describing it as like a child asking for a puppy but unprepared for, e.g. daily walks (in _all_ weather), feeding, cleaning up after toileting, and baths