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there's a special guillotine for tech bros The non-Euclidian geometries involved to make 3.5" fully decapitate 5.25" are, truly, maddening It works if you use depleted uranium for the 3.5". The fact it's dull and painful is *French Kiss* The floppy floppy version for nostalgia It is a copy of "never gone give you up" and it plays when it plugs into the computer that makes up the base of the guillotine. Heads will Rick roll. the 5.25 was the superior floppy disk vs the 3.5 Yeah! Cut their floppy discs off! Megabyte my 3.5” floppy until it gigahertz quit floppying my disk bro a tiny guillotine that cuts the little lanyard they keep around their dick 
