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watching Madame Web on a hotel tv in Spanish, taking no questions at this time
Zosia Mamet has one of the best roles you can snag in a bad movie: the one where all your scenes are you at a computer talking into a headset
this is a superhero movie where Dakota Johnson is teaching her three wards how to perform CPR in a motel room
Can't decide if it's funnier if this CPR lesson plays an unnecessarily crucial role later or if it never comes up again
a significant portion of this movie relies on Dakota Johnson hitting people with a car
bad spiderman just punched a firework into a police chopper, you can write anything you want in a movie
ok good news Chekhov's CPR was essential
🎶She's got a fast car
Also a ticket to the bottom of
IMDB
Maybe together it's morbin time🎶
It sounds like you're criticizing, yet people tell me The Fast and the Furious are superhero movies where their superpowers are "cars"
yes but this movie doesn't have Jason Statham or Tyrese
I've always thought of them more as Mission: Impossible but it's all car stunts
The spidermanless spiderman villainverse is my favorite cinematic universe. No spoilers but Dakota at the end of this film is some of the greatest acting I've ever seen
I say this often when I see a terrible trailer: I have enjoyed that person’s work and am happy they got a paycheck
this always seems like the best role on those 9:11 shows
Hope they just get to yell “enhance” to no one in particular
This is essentially my whole job now and I can confirm it rocks.
Estaba en el Amazonas con mi mamá cuando ella estaba investigando arañas justo antes de morir.
El beso de la mujer araña
Sounds like it could be Morbin time.
The only time I ever saw The Notebook was in Czech on a bus through Eastern Europe. Why that was the selected entertainment remains a mystery.
Not being able to understand it probably improves it
This sounds fun in the way that watching Friends dubbed in French after getting drunk in Paris was "fun".
incidentally it'll make about as much sense as when I watched it in a theater in English
