charizardlotte

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actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. she/her

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for real this time: I am never moving again

one of my most toxic traits is I genuinely believe I’m a god-tier driver and every time I take a Uhaul over a mountain pass I feel like I’ve earned an honorary CDL

was aiming for god complex coffee intake, overshot it and landed in panik (over nothing)

Westlaw appears to have collapsed under the server strain from adding tiny red flags to fucking everything

mood and how I’m trying to fix it

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it did not take long for people to wildly misinterpret this, wow & yikes to be clear mobilize, advocate, drive everybody and their mama to the polls recognize that despair, nothing matters, etc is a psyop and don’t let it work on you use the power the constitution vests in us while we have it

they don’t have the popular vote their policies don’t have popular support they have resorted to power grabs, from the naked to the insidious, to cling to what little scraps of hope they have left that they can control us because they are scared, terrified of us it’s time to remind them why.

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I really have lost my former tolerance for "we're doomed/fucked/it's all over/they've won" takes at this point, in that they're the most dangerous attitudes one could possibly have when confronted with a truly existential political threat (which we still DO have levers to address).

got a pic of the bookcase belonging to the person who thinks Gatsby is “hard”

I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.

had to take the door off the hinges to get my one-inch-too-wide treadmill into the garage so I think I’ve earned a night off from packing any more Or at least a few hours

that’s plenty of legal news for me today, so I’m gonna think about the bigger picture for a moment and get back to work www.npr.org/2024/06/27/n...

For Native Americans, the birth of a rare white bison is a blessing and a warningwww.npr.org A rare white-colored buffalo calf was born in Yellowstone National Park this spring. It's interesting for tourists, but many Native Americans see it as the fulfillment of a prophecy.

Lochner era ass jabronis

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Megan thee Stallion’s new album is out so I do not apologize for the person I’m about to become

a last-minute pride month gift to the bisexuals 🥲

it is both reassuring and horrifying that IT is as baffled as I am by all my MS apps shitting the bed

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LOST: my gourd

I mean, I suppose a software update that locks everyone, including me, out of my accounts is technically an improvement to security

If you had told me 5 years ago that today I’d be picking up the keys to my foreseeable future home in Missoula, 2 blocks from a mountain trailhead and 5 blocks from downtown, on my lunch break as an appellate defender and while texting a federal judge about burritos I would’ve laughed in your face

every time I report an extremely obvious simulated phishing email and get the congrats pop up

tl;dr facial challenges remain nigh impossible to win and horrible facts do not help

(storming into bedroom) BABE WAKE UP RAHIMI JUST DROPPED

a Ninth Circuit tradition

I got an apartment in Missoula!!! 😀😀😀 IT’S IN MY PARTNER’S BUILDING 😈😈😈

full moon solstice, let’s get weird ✨

getting to move back to Missoula 😀 moving ☹️

I could obliterate the character limit but tbh it boils down to the fact that hanging out with him feels like hanging out with my bestie of 14 years (hi @glitterburrito.bsky.social) but with [redacted] no filter and none needed, and always believing the best in each other, even on our worst days

I like this idea, please tell me your favorite things about your partner 💕

[Kill Bill sirens echo in the distance]

maybe if I refresh the apartment website even harder, a ground floor 1x1 will become available 🤡

we can have a little unironic USA chanting without thinking too hard about it today, as a treat

BREAKING: The Supreme Court unanimously agrees to toss out a challenge to the FDA’s rules for prescribing and dispensing abortion pills — saying the anti-abortion doctors who brought the case failed to show they had been harmed.

Supreme Court rejects challenge to FDA's approval of mifepristonewww.npr.org The court said that the challengers, a group called the Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine, had no right to be in court at all since neither the organization nor its members could show they had suffere...

whew this morning’s vibes hit a record low by recent measurements but ig I’m grateful we are trending up