Ron Sullivan

@chefronsullivan.bsky.social

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TIME Person of the Year 2006

I cook food

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Left water in the car in case I was thirsty & now I can boil pasta in my mouth.

We say “o’clock” because time is Irish

"Sure, you COULD bury it but hear me out on this one ..." -Taxidermy is invented.

Not gonna lie, it took me more than a few minutes to NOT see a huge sandwich

Every now and then it would be nice if obituaries were more honest: "He died of a heart-attack we all saw coming a mile away. He ate like an absolute moron for years. He's survived by nobody that is even the SLIGHTEST bit surprised"

I know I’ve said this, and I’m aware I’m ranting into the void, but nobody is going to take Bluesky seriously until video or streaming is incorporated in some way. It’s so aggravating that we’re still waiting

People on Facebook really lose their shit when you comment on their hospital check ins with 'Glad you're not too sick to post your status'

No one will question your alcoholism if you always propose a toast before drinking something.

This is the internet age equivalent of naming your company ‘AAA Repair’ so you were first in the yellow pages

I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.

Pro Tip for this weekend ladies: if a guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you’re adding it, then Venmo yourself $3000.

Memorial Day was always my Grandpop’s favorite holiday because he was a WW2 veteran and also just loved to buy mattresses.

‘Cinco de Mayo’ means ‘five of mayonnaise’ in Spanish.

The guy on this ravioli package looks just like Larry David.

I’ll crème your pie

I’ll fill your donut

I’ll churn your butter

I’ll shuck your corn

The most unbelievable part of Rocky has to be the constant access to empty parking spaces in front of his house in South Philly.

... and now, a public service message from Keanu Reeves

Absolutely disgusting. I’ll take 5 bags please …

The Queen has spoken …

It makes me feel good to know I live in a country where you can go to Amazon, click a button and get 40 lbs of cereal marshmallows. #USAUSAUSA

Bored? Go into a Target fitting room, wait a couple of minutes, then yell: "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER???"

Remember the good old days when there were random psychotic clowns just around for no apparent reason? good times ....

My #MarchMadness bracket is completely destroyed... I had Abba, Saab, Absolut vodka, and meatballs in my Swede 16

A universally beloved icon with Hulk Hogan.

Legend

"Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail. Please go to voicemail." - me ... Every time I make a phone call

For St Patrick's Day this year I'm gonna play that Irish drinking game where you start drinking and don't stop until you feel the way Nick Nolte looks

#PiDay Fact: Tug McGraw had a career ERA of 3.14

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.