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@yippyskippy.bsky.social

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Dad, man, brother, TV, camera, apples, butter, pinch of salt, stamina, accuracy, strength, Physics 101, Home Ec.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 3 hr
*seductively locking the oscillating fan so it only blows on your side of the bed*
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6 hr
babe, i'm not cheating ON you i'm cheating WITH you
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · a day
Sorry for being annoying for 3 months and then ghosting you out of nowhere, that’s just how I flirt
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7 hr
I base their tip on how gently the waitstaff wakes me when the food arrives
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 7 hr
I highly recommend setting up a Google Alert for your own name so you can see what you are up to in alternate universes and timelines
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 7 hr
You deserve so much better. Don’t settle for good enough, or just OK. Go out there and get yourself somebody who will kiss you passionately after you go down on them, for crying out loud.
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bsky fairy 🧚🏽 @krissywrites.bsky.social · 8 hr
daddy is gender neutral
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 8 hr
Got a vasectomy like some sort of idiot. Like the tissue cares if I’m shooting blanks or not.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 8 hr
You should see how enormous my new underpants are. (WINK)
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BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 9 hr
Young, Wild & mentally unwell… just kidding I’m not young
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Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social · 8 hr
how many humans has Bugs Bunny fucked
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8 hr
how can i be expected to work under these conditions???!!?* *when everyone's being silly on the internet
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 9 hr
If you don’t have dirty sex on the bedsheets before you plan on changing them then what the hell are we even doing here?
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 9 hr
She told me she was so wet, but it turns out it was just sweat and she still despised me :-(
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 11 hr
Sorry for the things I said when my crotch was sweaty
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10 hr
Hey hot mama, I can see your granny panty lines through your sweatpants and I gotta say it’s got me pretty worked up…
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10 hr
We make love to the Golden Girls theme song, and we fuck to the Unsolved Mysteries theme song.
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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 16 hr
True love is mutual praise for how fucking intimidating we can both be in the face of idiots. We both have Resting Bitch Faces.
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3 mo
Life hack: try getting a life
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 12 hr
People were talking about the far left of France being evil .. thought I’d check their devious plans.. 😅🤣 So evil, Raising minimum wage, lowering the retirement age, building public housing and making the state responsible for education costs.. Maybe I’ll call myself far left too.
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13 hr
life’s too short to be around people who don’t get your arrested development references
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3 days
Real hot girl shit ... umm, don't we all?
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@electricchimp.bsky.social · a day
I was quantum leaped at the time, your honor
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 4 days
Saying “by Mennen” when I cum
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15 hr
I’m not saying they’re a prude, but their idea of being “dirty” is keeping their eyes open while they go down on you.
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social · 15 hr
Hello I’m sleepy. Post quietly
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15 hr
Do you ever think about how the Amish are out there building a barn with their bare hands and you’re too tired to put on pants
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15 hr
Make love, not boom-boom in your diaper.
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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social · a day
Face down, ass up. Me picking up a lucky penny.
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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 16 hr
I might be a twat but I recently found out that I've been making more money than my sister (who considered herself the educated one in the family) for years, and have been riding that wave for days.