- “Look, it’s simple, you just have to know the difference between Freedom™️ explosions and ‘Actual Literal War’ explosions”
“yeah, that was fucking dumb, sorry”
Even after being out of the Marine Corps for 20 years, my brain still does this every time I hear one:
- ALERT
- No, it doesn’t sound right.
- Right…fireworks…
And I do that cycle 100x. It’s exhausting.
