clayton

clayton

@claytonjames.bsky.social

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Inventor of Capn Crunch: Oops! All Berries

Voted most likely to invent Capn Crunch: Oops! All Berries in highschool

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This is crazy

Italians aren’t real

If my main political enemy had called me Sleepy Joe for years, I would simply not say that I’m too sleepy to be president. But that’s just me

Blue Heron Farm

Piano Man also thinks this discourse is for the birds

Millie and Piano Man can’t even make it through a whole movie

Made some Dude fan art

Jaws (1975)

His body is shaped like he’s trying to sneak candy into the movie theater

Sending a dick pic like

It kept hallucinating extra chicken fingers

You and me both, dog treats

Roku is different up here in Canada

This is what the average Bluesky user wants

Sorry but stuffed animals are already queer coded. “I cuddle with a big bear to feel safe at night” Major twink energy

The past few days have basically been a taste of heaven for the people who liked this tweet

POV you have a cookie and Piano Man wants a bite

D List Batman villains are like you’ll never stop me, I am…

POV it’s 2024 and you just got an exorcism

I wanna use these tools but every time I look at them I just see my parents fighting

Designing tee shirts is my passion

We got a puppy. His name is Piano Man

No. 1 - Working Knowledge Of Age Of Consent Laws

6’3?!? He could’ve been the other kind of Trail Blazer

I’ve seen this guy before

Waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself "I just thought of the best joke" and then you check your notes app in the morning and it's just