Emma™

@cockremover.bsky.social

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surprisingly annoying dutch transgendered individual. I'm your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm your favorite poster)

she/her

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Had to get assessed by a psychologist to see if I had mental health issues while I was a student (to qualify for some grant thing, idk the word), and I only got like 5-10% into my issues before he approved me lol

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almost reposting but then seeing you made the post many months ago. can't have you resting on your laurels

Just murdered the vibes

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the existence of bluesky starter packs implies the existence of bluesky booster packs and bluesky themed decks

hey look at this- *bashes in your skull* -cool rock i found :) do u like it

Lol.

how many others first DM conversations with kairi were a dick pic 🙋‍♀️

it has dawned on me that this might still work as an inspirational quote. i would like to clarify that it is not meant to do that. can i please get some medical attention for the part of me that cringes

Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes. she will take the part of you that's cringe down with her

Just overthrew ur government

Zurich? Not real. Next.

Being annoying is a valid personality

Noita is maybe the hardest game I've ever played. I have over 100 hours in it and I haven't even seen the final boss during a single run. And the normal run is considered like a tutorial by players?? Great game tho

Am I funny. Do I make you laugh Would you kill for me

The cum man. The lotion wizard. What do they have in common? That's the kind of tough questions we ask here

Hey, you see this?? I feel like we should be talking about this more its weird that we aren't

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happy pride

Italians transcend gender. Don't ask me how I know this or what it means. It is not for you to know.

Ur being too calm bro ur not scaring the hoes

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*surgeon voice* My scalpel stats are off the charts

i feel kind of offended every time i can understand a german sentence

bowl

Everyone freaking out about drake being a pedophile, meanwhile kevin spacey is deadass out here like "fuck it im back now fuck woke for ruining pedophilia"

Hagahahahahgagahahahha

Cersei Lannister is a role model

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I hope in the afterlife I am reunited with my favorite sandwiches

I'm not cumming you're cumming

Prediction: DMs getting added to bluesky is gonna lead to a fuuuuckton of drama and cliques really quickly

*Seinfeld voice* I just jacked off my judge and boy are my arms tired Also I'm a pedophile

This whole Kendrick and drake beef has been so much fun to follow. The pure unfiltered hatred from kendrick, the crazy twists and turns, EVERYONE clowning on drake. Social media hasn't been this much fun to browse in ages

Jacking off the allegations