The Stylite: 24 carat gold — Subium • Bluesky web client

24 carat gold

I mean we have to hand it to him, it takes a special kind of talent to fuck up political campaigning every step of the way with the kind of consistency we see right now

Rishi, mate, just admit you are terrible at connecting to the common people and stop doing anything to do with football. I've just cringed so hard I'm wearing my appendix as a hat.

Also now 98% of young people won’t be voting for him.

93% of them weren't already, what's an extra 5% between enemies?

I think he's somehow convinced he has the common touch. Cursed by a bad fairy to believe this or something?

(Also, he's clearly trying to work out what size hi-vis tabard they need for next week's announcement)

One of them's already wearing one, think of the saving to that family's purse.

Shush. Some of his best friends are working class people... well, not actually working class...

Did the kids get to take turns kicking him? Or is it just the press and us on social media who get the fun

It must be a performance art project. No one can be this inept.

And repeat on July 5

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