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When I’m eating someone’s sandwich from the break room fridge and they catch me
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It truly blows my mind how common this problem is. Like I don't consider myself a particularly moral person. I don't give a shit if someone shoplifts from some corporate hellhole that exploits Medicaid like Walmart. But stealing an individual's lunch is about as direct of a crime as you can get.
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So many times I’ve been at work and gotten like shaky with hunger and so happy I brought food and then … DEREK
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Derek needs capsaicin and tuna on rye
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I would have to pay it back.
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I would give that cat everyone’s sandwich
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I hope they let him keep that sammich cause damn...
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omg. 😂 Followed IMMEDIATELY by stuffing the entire thing into your mouth and rapidly shuffling out the door while chewing/swallowing as fast as possible. 🤣
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does it have a grinder? LMAO
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So you're the one! 🤣