Cooper Lund: Did you know that the Home Run Derby is tonight so you don't have to watch the RNC, you can just watch some dingers? It'll be better for you.

Did you know that the Home Run Derby is tonight so you don't have to watch the RNC, you can just watch some dingers? It'll be better for you.

unfortunately dingers are fash now

espn is doing a segment about home runs and the voiceover just said “we love the home run because of what it represents: the triumph of the individual against the collective”

have to goosestep around the bases now

socialist heroes:

everyone gets a Homeplate now. ending homelessness.

If it makes you feel better, they're all MAGA Republicans, too!

Even the immigrants!

Oh Hell yeah! I’ve seen one live. Griffey bounced one into the warehouse in Baltimore. So much fun

Dingers vs. dinguses

I am in the middle of a rewatch of Star Trek: Lower Decks (followed by a an hour or two playing My Time At Portia) so my evening plans are set. Thanks for the suggestion, though!

Are you referring to “live television”? Do they still do that or is this a special one-night broadcast?

literally the only baseball event I ever watch.

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