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I tried to kill a victorian child with a modern thing but they just chugged a pint of cheap gin stabbed me and scampered up a chimney
Urchins, right up there with bed bugs and roaches when it comes to urban infestations.
I just saw her down the bus station covered in coal dust, off her face on sherbet dips and smelling of Gordon's...
Hah--joke's on them! They'll be dead from TB by next Shrove Tuesday
Got to be faster throwing the flaming hot Cheetos dust on them next time
Trying to single out the ones with rickets, but they're all still crafty buggers
I tried this and I was pelted with something they referred to as an eel pie?? I have tetanus now??? and cholera????
Pretty sure I have scarlet fever and whooping cough now
Also, the wound from this stabbin has been leaking a pus most evil and foul, I think that little shit cursed me??
too many humours b you gotta get rid of some of your humours and balance em friendo
I have been feeling like I've got an overabundance of black and yellow bile with not enough phlegm for a lil bit now
been there, lord I been there
