when i first started my new job, another place wanted a second follow up interview with me, and i completely no-showed on accident (which i’ve never done before), and they rescheduled. and then i forgot AGAIN.
guess who just emailed me 8 months later asking for another call 😭😭😭😭
furry twitter now: Um anyone that acknowledges sex existing is soooo gross :/ As a 14 year old it makes me so uncomfortable…
furry twitter 2012: hey guys my dog just creampied me 8 times 😃 here’s 3 pictures with my face in them and a link to a video on my google drive with my legal name
I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?
been trying to quit vaping so i’ve been forcing myself to use burnt cotton and the taste is so fucking bad i have to consider “is this worth it” every time i go to hit it, and the answer is usually no
i miss when furries were lowkey as fuck and i could just be a faggot in peace why do i gotta see right wing accounts with millions of followers talking about furries
the furry fandom is so awesome because i found an artist that is obsessed with this one disney character and just draws an infinite amount of insane vore of him
i don’t know how people don’t want to help homeless ppl more. i am broke as fuck and got a guy a big mac meal from mcdonalds and he almost cried lol. fucking $6 on the app completely changed that guy’s day. he said he’s been sitting there all day and was ignored until me. smh.
i'm always so confused when i see those advertisements that are like BURN YOUR BELLY FAT! and they show a flat boring tummy and then show a big bloated round tummy as a bad thing. Can i see an advertisement for the opposite
i want to post gay shit on here but i know that the second i do my boss is going to randomly check bluesky and see it on their timeline even though they come on this app once a month
The show sucks ass but credit is due here- having a character that’s an asshole so you can send an email in-character just to tell your fans “fuck you” when they’ve been waiting months for something they paid for is fucking awesome
And then half the time they make a parent/family member sign off on behaviors that you did as a child which is like LMAO. do you think if anyone in my life recognized those things i would be seeking help as a fucking adult????? hello???????????
it sucks how if you’re neurodivergent in any way and undiagnosed/untreated past the age of 18 you have to jump through 500 hoops and spend $50000000 to get any medical professional to believe you
it sucks how if you’re neurodivergent in any way and undiagnosed/untreated past the age of 18 you have to jump through 500 hoops and spend $50000000 to get any medical professional to believe you
