Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈: I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?

I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?

Awwww you millennials are so cute with your little struggles. Gen Xers like myself didn't even know what parents were until we got the eviction notice on our 18th birthday

This got a legit out loud snort laugh.

Thank you for living the 90s truth out loud...

HECK YEAH!

This is perfection so HECK YEAH

hek yeh

😂 Man, the 90's were wild.

K I have a family member who took the wellness to white supremacy and transphobe pipeline, who used the "we drank from the HOSE" speech sincerely, and seeing you post this has healed my heart a bit.

Heck yeah

Heck YEAH from the 60s & 70s as well. *shakin' my rollater from the Gen Jones porch*

Ahhmen

HECK YEAH

heck yeah

At least you're hydrated

I thought hose water was the 80s, and 90s was trolling online chatrooms and swapping Pokémon cards for weed

Strong I got sewn into the pants of the Thanksgiving day parade Charlie brown float energy

heck yeah!!

Heck yeah

Heck yeah!

I grew up in the era of lawn darts, despite my family's best efforts. Their poor eyesight and aiming were my best friends.

Quite frankly, I think it's sexist that people remember balloon boy but not this. You actually flew into the air unlike that fraud.

and that's how we like it 💧💧💧🤣🤣🤣

I'm picturing Violet Beauregard and the blueberry incident

HECK YEAH

Heck yeah!

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