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Likes Spiders, Snakes, Cats and Chickens

(THEY are from ALABAMA)
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Hurry up, I'm Hot 2 Go
TicketMaster has been the worst part of going to any live music event for a decade now
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The avocados my friends bought for the 4th didn't get ripe until this week, hence I've been frantically putting them into bagels We had a pool party at my grandmother's house last night, and I turned the remaining 6 into a big batch of guacamole. Adding a whole bushel of cilantro was the right move
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I will never financially recover from the breakfast I made myself this morning
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Did yall know about Alice the Goon???
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Check this out: incandescent bulb box from friggin 1993
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Is that what the Voice training is for
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We did it Patrick, now everyone knows that demisexuality is valid but shouldn't necessarily be treated as a normative form of attraction
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I am so goddamn mad
everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date: • the cybertruck must be real, in the wild • as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out
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What a fucking rip-off
Gonna use this memorial day weekend to finally learn how to see magic-eye paintings
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As of this morning: no mosquitoes to be found, yes orchard orbweaver spider to be found
The water pump will mulch up the mosquito larva (which will also die to the mosquito dunks I've been putting in there) and the fan will also kill the mosquitoes. Plus, a garden spider has moved in! She can stay as long as there's stuff to eat
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I drilled a hole into the side of my greenhouse, so I can close the door and still have cables running in to run the water pump and a fan inside
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Share a silly Lil guy for good luck?
Share a silly lil guy for good luck!
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Irises are popping off (despite getting transplanted early last month!)
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Gas grass or ass, nobody ryes for seed
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David Cronenberg was really out there with this one
“Protesting Israel is the New Sex” is almost too good to be true
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Juvenile ring neck snake uncovered while scraping leaves away from my father's barn
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It was just cloudy enough that I couldn't see the crescent of the sun thru the eclipse glasses, but could catch a glimpse of it thru my phone camera