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look, i've been online since AOHell 3.0 i'm old and i'm tired
perceived by the world as she/her. inwardly i'm more of a none pizza with left beef situation
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On TikTok John McEntee, Trump's WH Personnel Director and Project 2025 advisor, said he gives counterfeit bills to homeless people so they will be arrested when they go to spend them. The US Secret Service should arrest him for violating 18 USC 472. Then, he should be imprisoned and fined!
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i often think about when ProZD had Arin Hanson on his podcast and they were talkin bidets, and Arin said how a third friend of theirs once said to him like "think about if you got shit on your arm. You wouldn't just use a paper towel to wipe it off. So why's your ass any different?"
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the worst is when your ride or die hair product gets all and you have to choose to either buy more or try switching to something different. RIP the money i spent over the years on stuff that went in the trash. damn the craving for novelty
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i bet this is how Bad Taste got made
A few months ago a FUNBAG reader asked if I cared when I used the family barf bowl as just a normal cooking bowl when it was off duty, and I said no. But ever since then, anytime I’ve cooked with the barf bowl, I’ve thought to myself okay yeah this bothers me
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I’m starting a feel dive on food at homeless shelters and food insecurity. Please let me know if you have expertise or lived experience (if comfortable sharing!) or know of resources—links, authors, books, articles. Thanks! DM or Discord (danboleo) if you don’t want to share here.
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I mean you can defend literary tradition of puns and namesakes in character naming all you want, that's fair. But Rowling really did name her most prominent Black character Kingsley Shacklebolt and her token Asian person Cho Chang, so like. That still sucks
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Cats are the best for grounding yourself and focusing on something external. Baby also yells at me when I need to rest and I'm doing a bad job at it
Cats are great for when you're not doing so normal cause you can just really focus in on them like, looking at them, talking to them, talking for them, telling people they are your friends etc
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We have the technology but not the will to revolutionize education with pre existing methods, no AI required. We should be dismantling barriers to access and eschewing the 4 year boarding school orthodoxy. College should be like karate class: many levels, ubiquitous to find, fun for all ages.
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The thing that's obvious to everyone and that nobody can actually write in the press is that the American (and yes, I'm sure elsewhere too) right wing is led by bad people and the object is to make more people extremely bad in basically every respect. It's anti-society
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Remembering in 2015 when I experimented with using facebook again with an extremely limited set of friends, and a bitch with boundary issues who I'd blocked tried to get me to go out to a birthday party by pretending to be someone else. Bye facebook
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Fuck the Hays Code, all my homies hate the Hays Code
💀 💁🏻‍♀️💕
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if i had to pinpoint the beginning of the internet's long decline i would say it's when "search-engine optimisation" became a thing burying the worthwhile beneath the profitable has been the death knell of every industry ever
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this morning i woke up to a gently overflowing 3-gallon bucket. i sucked up the carpet water with a shampoo vacuum but 12 hours later it's just as damp. the floor AC unit cannot keep up with this heat and humidity, i may have to sleep on the floor in the living room. FUCK CLIMATE CHANGE
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news is reporting three house fires directly due to fireworks. fucking asshat behavior
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When it comes to protests, we're all just amateurs compared to the French...
i love the Parisian response to their mayor announcing the day her and Macron were going to swim in The Seine to prove it was clean for the olympics. The French united to all poop in The Seine the day of & called it a "defecation flash mob". they turned the river brown. Macron rescheduled Imfao
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The grape harvest is ready to begin this week in most parts of Kern County CA. The area will be under an excessive heat watch for at least 10 days. Picking and packing grapes for minimum wage is already difficult work but the heat becomes unbearable. #WeFeedYou
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need more motivation weather 104 fucking degrees troll cooling helmet when
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amazon needs to stop fucking around and have a "pick up at warehouse" option
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for example: my Big Fat Greek wedding has to be in that order. Fat Big Greek, Big Greek Fat, or Fat Greek Big wedding all sound wrong, and we all know the right way to say it, but usually nobody knows why!
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Want to hear something bonkers? English has an inviolable rule wrt order of adjectives: OSASCOMP. Adjectives have to be presented in the following order: opinion, size, age, shape, colour, origin, material, purpose. Every fluent English speaker knows this intuitively but few can articulate it
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Grenada PM's wrenching description of Beryl's aftermath in Carriacou & Petite Martinique: "It is almost Armageddon-like. Almost total damage or destruction of all buildings... Complete devastation & destruction of agriculture. Complete & total destruction of the natural environment."
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ages ago i got a big foam archery target block, because i have an atlatl i like to fuck around with. what could i put behind the block to hold it upright
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shopping carts would be far less terrible if they'd use a softer durometer wheel
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I do captioning for a living, & a big part of my job is cleaning up false starts & filler words. That has always been the norm at every media outlet. Print media edits Trump so carefully that you would never know what he actually sounds like. Doing this to Biden is a 180 from decades of policy.
Now everyone--The Times and, sorry to say, MSNBC--is noting every missed syllable. The man has a stutter. I don't stutter but I am a mushmouth who speaks too fast and slurs words. I've had to overcome fear of public speaking. I have empathy for Biden. The press has empathy for no one (but Trump).
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Capitalists, burning the world to death: I just don't think other systems work in the real world
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just saw our first cybertruck in public & my kid audibly yelled "Oh my God it's so ugly!" then we walked around it exclaiming about how terrible it is... then we noticed the driver was sitting in the front 😂