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Lawyers can't give legal advice to strangers online because it's "unethical" and criminals can't give criminal advice to strangers online bc it's "felony conspiracy" but presidents can sell classified military & intelligence documents to foreign adversaries like what the hell man this shit sucks
It is my professional opinion that everyone should do all the crime they want to lol yolo, unless reincarnation is real (it probably is)
YOLITOWS (You Only Live Infinite Times On the Wheel of Samsara)
Idk how we're supposed to escape samsara when we can't even escape the two party system
if you can't escape it, just hit flow state 😎😎😎
I would LOVE to but *gestures broadly to the adderall et al shortage*
this rules based order doesn't rule and isn't based at all
Tired: The Rule of Law
Wired: The Law of Rule
inspired: no law but white claw
U joke but everything is sparkling water that gets u drunk now
i welcome this new sparkling intoxicant hegemony. it's a belligerent product for a belligerent era
My favorite part (derogatory) is that felons can't vote (in most states/cases) but a man with felonies can run for president. Very cool
I’m going to become pres so that I can imprison Elon musk on the moon alone
Also, a judge was biased against Trump because the judge was from New York, but the judge that was literally appointed by Trump? Totally unbiased!
Time for Pres Biden to take that immunity for a spin.
