I took the pregnancy test in the strip club bathroom and I remember showing it to another dancer and I was like "that's not positive right???"
And she said "oh hunny" and lmfao
Me at 23, homeless, occasionally shooting dope, mostly dead inside: hell yeah I'm gonna keep this baby
Me at almost 30, with housing and an actual debit card and credit score etc etc: wow I want a second child but if my car breaks down and the place I live catches fire and...
Due to the fireworks, New York City's air quality is the worst in the world tonight.
When AQI is low, it's a good idea to wear a mask to protect your health.
But this could soon be a crime, as one of the mask ban bills prohibits masks at "lawful assemblies."
#NoNYMaskBan
As someone in North Carolina it is still so weird to me to see people posting about dispensaries and their backyard weed plants (fully legal)
One day
Maybe one day
I'll live like y'all lmao 😭
One of my ex's step dad was a sheriff or something (idk he died before me and my ex met)
Anyway we were DD for his mom one night, party full of cops.
Almost got in a fight with a cops wife because she was hellbent on driving. And was so drunk she could barely put the key in.
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There's a tendency that's way too common in the online left to have determined ones own job to be the Most Socialist Job™️
Guy who works in construction calls office worker petite-bourgeois
Guy who works in an office thinks restaurant workers are working class traitors
Etc etc etc
