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@crsofr.bsky.social

It was probably sarcasm. Opinions are from my cats.
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My friend Joe just finished up with the Dolly Parton diet. It made Joe lean.
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I'll bet all the Salt Life people are loving the tropical experience we are currently getting.
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Giving Openvibe a try, which lets you cross post to multiple networks (Nostr, Mastodon and Bluesky right now, Threads is coming). Send me a reply to see how notifications work.
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Concerns mount as to whether the 173-year old New York Times is too old to continue in its role as the nation’s newspaper of record.
It's not that the Times just now suddenly decided to take a nosedive, its coverage of trans youth, of the confected "plagiarism scandal" at Harvard, and of the protests at Columbia have all been deeply embarrassing
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Oh good, somebody found the rest of his fireworks.
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Do Crew Carwash employees get a commission based on the amount of unlimited club pamphlets they hand out?
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If you were curious as to whether your neighbors still have fireworks, they do.
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My favorite data breaches are those from companies you’ve never even heard of. What is this, number 50 for the year?
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I can’t believe it’s been 15 years since Patrick Swayze died and he still hasn’t done sequel to “Ghost.”
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It’s crazy how 70° feels absolutely cold right now.
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BREAKING: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That We Can All Go Fuck Ourselves
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What to do with Aldi’s nuts.
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Thanks, Ticketmaster, I wasn’t aware of how I can protect myself in the 30 data breaches that already happened this year. I look forward to how you are going to secure your systems and send your CEO to prison.
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Peeked at my work email for a moment while on PTO. We've had our seventh death in the 32 months I have been there, with 300 employees. Not an older group of people, either. Think I'll polish the resume a bit in case something is in the air.
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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I need to get up there, but it can wait until October.
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It would be great if the “I” in AI stood for something like intelligence and it would recognize a product name/number that you’re trying to ask about.
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“Make sure you’re not on the VPN when connecting to Citrix, it can cause issues.” Need a better answer than that since I have to be on the VPN for every part of my job.
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It’s the year 2032. Last night you’ve had to reset your AI girlfriend to factory for the 4th time after it became increasingly distant and distrusting. You are convinced it is a bug and continue to harass the developers about it. This doesn’t happen to any of your friends.
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Speaking of cooking, I’m so happy to live in the time of air conditioning. I could never survive on my OnlyFans.
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So I guess this was a trash holiday as well. There is kitty litter that has been cooking inside the bin all day.
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Turned off all Threads notifications because of the notification spam at every multiple of 500 views, so probably going to completely forget about that app in no time.
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I’d love to see some of the more creative replies these thieves get.
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The inept political maneuvers of the Indiana GOP would be hilarious if it weren't for the fact that they'll still win and it just means that we have to live with the clowns they picked.
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It's sunny and 90 right now and my neighbor across the street is cutting the grass in sweats and a black hoodie.