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me: I have seen leftists on here say that they want to be ruled by king babar. they want an authoritarian elephant to be president
lady w/ bitmoji avatar who just left huge labradoodle turds in neighbors yard: shameful. shameful. these people have never had real jobs 8 157 981
If I ever see Babar, he'll be a fuckin piano an hour later. Sic semper tyrannis, you pachiderm piece of crap. 4 49
me, the neighbor: who the hell pooped in my yard 13
Ok there are a lot of things that get called colonialist on social media but you don't get more colonialist than Babar 1 9
the raw capitalism of Donald ducks uncle so much closer to the mark anyway
"Hey, how did the Hawaiian primaries turn out?"
"Probably fine. Anyway, Babar-" 3
I'd take Babar over whatever it is we're doing now 1 1
Babar was pure French colonialist propaganda. Fuck Babar. Put the Rhino in charge 1
I'll take a fucking giraffe, just someone who'll at least take some responsibility 1 1
Giraffes are famous for shirking responsibility though
Down with monarchy I say!
Poodle person here. One of the best dogs combined with….