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Dems trying to be the big tent party and letting this guy and Ana Navarro in but not Palestinian advocates is somehow less than I expected from them bsky.app/profile/meli...

i feel like am losing my mind—not just a sheriff but this sheriff at the DNC? newrepublic.com/article/1611...

I bought a drone to take pictures of my dogs playing without them noticing me. stay tuned to this space for cool pictures of dogs destroying a drone

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well at least they’re letting a woman of color speak

texts from dozens of parasite pacs called demwins dot biz and housefuckers.plop make me want to donate and make sure my contact information is getting out to even more bottomfeeders

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Pulling up behind a Cybertruck and a DeLorean has truly been the double rainbow of my day.

watching a clip of jd vance at a donut shop and the man cannot gladhand for shit. if a ufo landed right outside and a bunch of little green guys came in to order a box it would be less awkward. and he’d probably say some weird shit to them too

Pro Acryl Dark Neutral Grey, for being an aesthetically pleasing replacement for black on space marines you are the “paint of the week”

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the democrats are afraid that if they let a single palestinian on the dnc stage to show their humanity the republicans will call them terrorists. it is the only issue in a very successful campaign where the democrats are letting the republicans define it. there should be zero issues.

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you have to be strategic!!! you need to compromise and then you can save the remaining living children in Gaza!! Anyway, Heres the response from DNC attendees to hearing the names of children killed by Israeli bombz

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I don’t really have any patience for people asking “why would Dems do this?” Maybe because it would help consolidate support among the base? What happened to the whole “big tent” idea, or does that only apply to former Trump officials?

We are 10 months into a horrific campaign of extermination conducted by an ostensible ally with US bombs and US political cover. Uncommitted, whose name and origin refers to expressing dissent within democratic process, is asking for the sake of the party that the bombs stop & their voice be heard.

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I so want Democrats to talk about immigration differently, & fear they're taking the wrong lesson from Trump getting Republicans to block the bipartisan border bill Yes ofc it's hypocritical but that doesn't mean that bill should be passed; it means GOP never *actually cared about ~border security~

I am finishing this audiobook and think I am finally coming around on the Iron Hands. they are bitter and angry but only because they care so much. but salamanders remain GOAT

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“LINDELL! WE’VE GOT LINDELL HERE!”

how many of these weird fascist dipshits decided to 'own the libs' by playing dressup at the DNC? I've seen three so far lol

*flopping down on the couch too fast and slamming my head against the wall* interesting. microplastics appear to be enhancing my body’s natural durability

i bet being friends with zachary levi would suck ass. you’d have to see both shazams and the purple crayon movie in case he ever brought it up and even then he probably wouldn’t even ask if you saw it. he wouldn’t be the type to ask you questions about yourself or how you’re doing. narcissist

what are you, pitchfork. are you manbun

“if you don’t like aoc running cover for the administration on gaza after watching aipac get a dwindling number of pro-palestinian members of congress booted, you are a hipster” - people who get paid to write about politics, ostensibly

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i’m writing an indie b&w comic called “dirt pud” about a guy who works at the store. he is a loser and he has one friend who is also a loser. every issue is about a problem at the store and sometimes he also whines about his ex. it will be made into a movie sometime around 2002

i bet the most popular dog in Howell is the labradoodle

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I interviewed @dril.bsky.social for Rolling Stone. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

@Dril Wants an Apology — and $25 — From Kamala Harris for Using His Postwww.rollingstone.com An interview with the legendary Twitter user about the Harris campaign trolling Trump with his jokes: “My posts strictly belong in the dumpster.”

it is funny that barely a month out of his attempted assassination the country is laughing at a traumatized 80-year-old’s dick and calling him weird. he was that bad

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Ana Navarro is hosting? lol

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if i was attacked by a gundam i would just open the cockpit hatch and punch the pilot inside

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$20 for sandwich, chips, and a cookie. they are fuckin us on lunch. the american dream is dead

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I award this self-refuting fact check three clown faces 🤡🤡🤡

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homebrew chapter of space marines who all have black belts in six sigma