Dan ChickHolla

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a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay

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men will literally drink liquor out of a crystal penis with their alma mater engraved on it instead of going to therapy

Linda's not fooled by the "marked vehicle" and "official government credentialing" song and dance

[walking into a room with no furniture] my idiot friend who doesn’t have a bean bag chair sewn to his ass: oh shit, oh fuck me: don’t worry bro, i got you

if women have atoms how come they're not called eves, hm? 🧐

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Plashe

has anyone checked in on the person who writes the examples for dictionary entries lately?

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Dusty fur collector

Society: we have a problem! Neoliberal: how can we consume our way out of it?

my posts appeal to everyone across the racial spectrum

My first day at the DEA is going very well

I believe in a horseshoe theory for art where at a certain point something can be so ugly that it circles back and becomes art again. it’s rare to make something this painful to look at

the trick to this one is to not drop the “no” on them until they’ve already started typing a response to your heart

My family has to draw diagrams to order coffee

nothing could have prepared me for that last sentence

me: how do you know it’s a virgin? scientist: trust me, bro…trust m— me: please stop

move to the Midwest so you can get a french fry subscription plan

I unironically love this new feature in bathroom stalls where you can strap your baby in so you can stare them in the eye while you blast some lava shits at the Buffalo Wild Wings

Breadtube is affecting my marriage

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