alan mustache: last year a college team dude was giving me shit cause my legs weren't shaved and i just said "your mom likes to run your fingers through it" lol

"zoomers think my socks are cringe" grow the fuck up home boy

The only time I care about socks is ensuring they match my kit

i have the same advice to anybody quoting The Rules at me

Oh God, I have a particular hatred for the rules ingrained in me. Probably from jerks on the old bikeforums message board who took them way too seriously. I think happily about how I'm pissing off The Rules devotees when I'm wearing mismatched kit.

last year a college team dude was giving me shit cause my legs weren't shaved and i just said "your mom likes to run your fingers through it" lol

Hope you dropped him too for good measure.

lol nah he's fast as fuck im getting to be the old guy

That's okay, you got him where it counts

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