Dan Ximenes

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10% pixels, 90% anger • 🇧🇷 • he/him • cat dad, talking cricket, emotional support millenial • EN|PT • lead gameplay designer at Dumativa • Enigma of Fear • ½ do http://meanlook.org

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HEY GAMEDEV BSKY The game I've been working on has new English and Spanish trailers :3 I am very proud of how it's coming along and I hope you'll be so as well very soon 💜 Wishlist us. #gamedev #unity3d store.steampowered.com/app/1507580/

Enigma of Fear on Steamstore.steampowered.com Become Mia, a paranormal detective searching for her missing father inside the Perimeter - a place that doesn't exist. Investigate clues like a real detective and unravel the mysteries behind the Enig...

Nem 24h de semana e eu já quero cometer um crime

Bracing for this week. It's gonna be A LOT.

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Have we done this one yet

Bracing for this week. It's gonna be A LOT.

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If you’ve shared this but haven’t read it yet, you should. PEOPLE isn’t pulling punches. Just printing “Christian Nationalism” in relation to the platform of a presidential candidate is more than many pubs have done.

Just a reminder that People mag has a great Project 25 write up that you can share with your less politically aware friends and fam people.com/what-is-proj...

What Is Project 2025? Inside the Far-Right Plan Threatening Everything from the Word 'Gender' to Public Educationpeople.com Donald Trump's far-right allies created Project 2025 as a blueprint for his possible second term. The controversial plan would push a Christian nationalist agenda that dramatically reshapes the U.S. g...

I was talking about postponing getting the physical trilogy the other day because of Absolution and its gorgeous cover made me think they might make bew editions. I'm so happy

Yeah, Midtown Reader celebrating the 10-year anniversary editions of the Southern Reach novels. Preorder personalized copies and Tallahasseans can register for the ticketed event 7/30 on their site. midtownreader.com/vandermeer

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HEY ON OTHER NEWS EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY NORMAL IN MY BUILDING. JUST A MANNEQUIN TORSO WRAPPED IN A BLACK PLASTIC BAG IN THE HALLWAY STAIRWELL. COOL COOL COOL.

Honestly, we're rooting for the left, don't get me wrong, but every latin amercian person who is midly aware of history is crossing their fingers right now and just expecting the US to be too busy with their own shit for the next 4 years to back authoritarian coups over here again.

"for saying Trump will end democracy on the US" Yeah, Jan 6 was performance art, the supreme court didn't just rule for expanding presidential immunity and Project 2025 is a poetry book.

Scott Jennings on CNN right now saying this is on Dems for saying Trump will end democracy on the US. And Bash and Blitzer are like, yes, we have to tamp down the rhetoric on both sides. Absolute marks. Jesus Christ.

This. Today's tech industry thrives solely on hype. They have turned from "providing good services" to "catfishing enough investors to buy a monopoly" and that does not require good services, just FOMO for rich assholes.

"don't obey in advance" but for AI propaganda, "don't believe in advance".

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YOU GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING SO THE ECHIDNAS CAN DREAM

Me scrolling bluesky vs. Me scrolling Xitter

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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.

Uma das coisas que eu sempre tive, mas a vida adulta me trouxe em dobro, é estar envolvido em uma treta com gente enrolada ou fazendo corpo mole e pensar AH MAS EU NÃO VOU ME ESTRESSAR SOZINHO. ESSA BAD SERÁ SOCIALIZADA

É essa semana que eu gasto meu réu primário 🔫🤡

What I look like scrolling social media

Today I remembered one of the worst downgrades in history

Eu sempre acho muito engraçado ver essas coisas porque o carioca realmente é desbocado e tem lapsos de parecer que tá puto, mas as pessoas que eu conheço que falam mais alto são TODAS paulistanas. Sem exceção.

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Dedicated to everyone who fell in love unrequited. 💔

I am honestly considering finding a tank build that works just so I can drag the fights longer and actually stop to enjoy the amount of detail and care that illustrators, musicians and animators put into it.

There are bosses that look incredible, with movesets that are gorgeously animated but you can't take any time to appreciate it because you either solve the fight in seconds or the boss two-shots you and you can't enjoy it either way.

There is 01 criticism I have to the base game that is still quite valid in the Elden Ring DLC: The game would benefit a lot from bosses dealing a bit less damage.

A gatinha nova é tão mini que pra dar um comprimido pra ela tive que partir em dois.

*stares in Latin American* Lá vamos nós de novo.

*finishes work, goes online* oh gee, honey, did you see that the USA has gone completely insane? That’s wild. What’s for dinner?

Update: she's a criminal

Went out for sfihas, came home with a mew kitten

Just do cocaine already, damn. At least your carbon footprint will be smaller

Most normal genAI guy