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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 19 days
Mrw the wife says it’s sex night in the house
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 20 days
Hey check this out
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 1 mo
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 1 mo
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 1 mo
@thewaroncars.bsky.social Not great folks!
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 2 mo
Indeed
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 3 mo
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 4 mo
This might be the best shitpost I've ever seen. This belongs in a museum
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 4 mo
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 4 mo
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 5 mo
Wow I wonder why they would’ve had to turn comments off on this one! Oh well let’s check their second most recent post…
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 5 mo
Noted liberals, the Ku Klux Klan
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 5 mo
When I see a football ad for something other than a pickup truck the size of a Sherman tank
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 5 mo
@davidjroth.bsky.social
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 6 mo
I remember being the only person at work who voted for Hillary in 2016 (yeah yeah W/e) and had to hear about how brilliant of a businessman he was, and his sons would "take over". Remember the presser with all the papers? Nonsense Anyway his idiot son spent 4 years posting memes all day
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 6 mo
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 6 mo
The kid walking into my room at 2am
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 6 mo
Is it just people unmotivated to support this guy enthusiastically (I consider myself in this camp, but I live in Brooklyn so my vote is irrelevant), or people who will show up when the time comes?
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 6 mo
That is exactly what happened and no on talks about it
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 7 mo
Idk where people get this idea that Elon Musk’s website is racist. It’s a mystery
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 7 mo
"Oh don’t worry, Mr. Bond, we think you’ll find yourself quite incapacitated once the sedative enters your bloodstream..."
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 8 mo
“…as a linebacker for the New York Giants.”
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Wearing a HR Monitor while taking a poo @davidbyrneenjoyer.bsky.social · 9 mo
Democratic*. Why is everyone doing this? Everyone is so stupid
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