David_j_roth: A thought I had earlier that I hate enough to share is that most of "Losing My Edge" works in a Trump voice, and that effectively all of the "I was there" parts are basically note-for-note Trump stuff. He was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band, but he was very nasty to "Trump."

A thought I had earlier that I hate enough to share is that most of "Losing My Edge" works in a Trump voice, and that effectively all of the "I was there" parts are basically note-for-note Trump stuff. He was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band, but he was very nasty to "Trump."

Your favorite president—me—was the first to play [zesty, somehow all in one breath] Daft Punk to the rock kids. I played it at CBGB's and they said I was crazy. But we all know, don't we?

"I had everything before anyone"

These doctors, folks! I can tell them every member of every good group from 1962 to 1978. They say, ‘That’s amazing, how did you do that?’

I took the test where they go "This Heat, Pere Ubu, Outsiders, Nation Of Ulysses," and I said "This Heat, Pere Ubu, Outsiders, Nation Of Ulysses."

If he’s found guilty and the Post doesn’t use the headline “I love you New York, but you’re bringing me down” then I don’t even know why we’re here anymore.

But have you seen my record?

Why would you do this to me?

Hey you're welcome

We love the Can folks, don’t we love the Can. Jaki [grimaces] Leibezeit. I saw Damo Suzuki first; didn’t love it. Not for everyone. But somehow, Cans. I was there.

“You’re billionaire mayor folks. Mild billionaire mayor they call him. He’s convinced he’s a king now!” (I know it’s a different song)

Your, dammit

Trump is the borrowed nostalgia from the unremembered 80s

Trump is 80s hauntology

DAFT PUNK IS PLAYING AT “TRUMP’S” 30000 SQ FT CONDO IN TRUMP TOWER, MY TOWER. SAD.

Alternately “Daft Punk is crying at…”

Daft Punk is no longer “hot”

“Daft Punk came up to me, crying, saying, ‘Sir, we want you to go around the world, around the world, around the world…with tears in their masks”

I heard that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought Trump merch.

And borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered eighties

Hogs and Heifers people would sometimes go to. But did you know that if you’re wearing a tie they will cut it off? Won’t even ask! Just cut!

"I've never been wrong."

In defense of that song (one of my all time favorites): the best line is "But I'm losing my edge/ to better looking people/ with better ideas and more talent/ and they're actually really really nice", and it does not work in that voice.

mmm, yes, "... Daft Punk to the rock kidzzz" with the last syllable stretched out as in his "CHY-NAAAAH." i, for one, am hearing it more and more.

James Murphy was VERY NASTY to him when he attempted to get backstage at the LCD Soundsystem farewell concert.

“Zesty” lmao

That song is on my work playlist. It's gonna play today and I will be unable to stop laughing. No one will understand.

Trump doing his “jacking off two dicks at once” to the part of Dance Yrself Clean where the beat kicks in

No fuck goddamnit why

I don’t like it any more than you do

cursed skeet (as it were) jfc

The men, they were crying, saying “Sir, not even Silicon Valley could achieve Optimal tip to tip efficiency like you can.”

“All the middle out voters should vote for me”

“I’m going to win even if I have to go into the electorate and jerk off every voter in the swing states”

This is what he was promising when he got out of Covid quarantine, was pumped up on steroids, and offered to kiss all the guys

why would you breathe this into existence

Just trying to inject a little whimsy into the world

big tears in their eyes, they come up to me and say, we're gonna make something real, okay? we're gonna make a yaz record. but they can't! they can't do it!

You heard that I sold Trump Castle and bought the beautiful Plaza Hotel You heard that I sold my beautiful Plaza Hotel and bought the Taj Mahal

we're looking very strongly into selling our turntables and buying guitars

My car's all ready, and my bags are all packed I'm late already, and I won't be back Can you hear me? (Ooh, can you hear me?) I've been calling you all day Can you hear me? (Ooh, can you hear me? Ooh, can you hear me?)

They say I'm losing my edge to the kids from France and from London. But I was there! I was there.

“I told Him Don’t do it “ Yeah this is going

David this is the worst thing anyone has ever thought and you should clear some time in the schedule today to feel bad

“Don’t do it that way, you’ll never make a dime” is word for word something he has said. But he said it to, like, Frank Stallone for “making a bad deal” with the rights to his Rambo 2 end credits song or something like that

I woke up naked on the beach in Ibiza in 1988 (perks up and goes off script) almost with Linda Evangelista. She was VERY into your favorite president. But she left early with a nose bleed. You know what we say about nose bleeds don’t we people? Ha ha that’s right.

A DJ came up to me - big DJ, strong DJ - tears in his eyes, and he said sir, sir he said, thank you for playing Daft Punk to the rock kids. They said I was crazy! Now they know! ... ... WE LOVE CBGBS DON'T WE FOLKS

Ah shit, I see you also did this bit.

Trump would never admit that you and your friends are cooler than him and his friends, or that you have a compilation of every good 60s song.

Or that there are better looking people with better ideas and more talent that are actually really, really nice.

Everyone in the replies was a twenty something living in Brooklyn in 2003 and none of you are free of sin.