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Former California Tech Bro

@debuggernaut.bsky.social

I've cast off the cruel shackles of salaried employment!!
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fuck man, social media sucks now
I'm letting having more than 500 followers go to my head. I'm king of da jungle now
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What, you're just hanging out with your friends online? No addon development? No meticulous optimization to get that last 3% out of your equipment? Where's the fun in that??
Taking the week off to play with dolls.
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Hey, is anyone actually using this site yet? Father Elon keeps savagely facebooting me and the other bootlickers, it's getting a tiny bit frustrating
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I quit Apple a couple of months ago to focus on the very safe and very cool field of indie game dev, and since then I keep stumbling across great job/startup opportunities every day. Give me some time to chill and hang out with my toddler!!
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@qwik.bsky.social Hey man, will you please stop sending these to me? I don't have any interest in fucking #WarcraftRumble
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person 1: why is the sky blue? person 2: bc of light diffraction & shit person 3: bc we live in a giant's eyeball, giant has blue eyes person 4, trying to sound smart: could also be some combination of those two factors
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Oh man best of luck with both of those things
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Hey everyone, here's my simple process for going from $0 to $40k monthly revenue, now I'm fabulously wealthy and don't work at all! I simply spent 5 minutes making a half-assed screenshot app, then posted about it to my 9 million followers. They keep buying it for $9. Follow for more great posts!
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Anyone remember the game Sky Odyssey? It was this arcade controls flight sim on the PlayStation 2 where you'd go on these long flights through cool landscapes and just chill. It was really laid back and fun back in the day, haven't found anything similar lately #gaming #retrogaming
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Pro-tip: When you’re stranded on an island and are trying to signal planes or ships, “HELP” or “S.O.S.” usually garners more responses than “DIDDY KONG RACING.”
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Tried to find a dumpster diving feed and my poor hometown #Spokane popped up
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So that's who those MMO gaming mice are designed for
Just remembered my other crime against humanity
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Just farted in front of my toddler. She looked me in the eyes and said "What was that? Are you hungry?"
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Oh no I just realized I posted a bad link to my newly released fantasy novel that I want everyone to read 😱 Let’s try again! Today only you can pick up the first three books for $6! Get them all and splurge in dark yet hopeful fantasy with phoenixes and dragons to keep you company! #writers 🌈📚
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I made it here by pretending not to be an asshole! Bwahahahah
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