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You'll piss your pants so much harder with WipeOut XL. Source: P.S.X., November 1996.
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True story: A couple of years ago, a prominent gaming site reached out and asked if I was interested in writing a feature on urine-themed video game ads. Not wanting to become the Video Game Piss Guy, I declined.
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You know what they say You piss every shot that you don't take I'm not sure who says that do you know I'm asking do you know you're the professor here not me (hi Jess)
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i think it might have been Riven, where the ad was about the audio design and how they put a condom on a microphone and stuck it in the toilet. i feel like it was a 2 pager but i could be mistaken
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Now I'm scared to know how many urine-themed video game ads exist.
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So many. Usually with the "peeing your pants" theme seen here.
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Hey, some people dream of being the Video Game Piss Guy.
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I wonder if this is like a Dan Schneider thing where one guy with too much influence in the marketing firm decided to sneakily insert his fetish everywhere.
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You were just waiting for your moment.
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they weren’t lying, both games ruled
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never pissed myself though. typical ad, always overpromising
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I don't need an expensive video game to do that!
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pissing your pants it the COOLESt
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the soundtrack to those games were so fucking good
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i miss the absolute stupidity of 90s game ads. no pretense whatsoever
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no pretence, all piss-pants
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I was there at the time, and gaming, and even I can't really put my mind back in the headspace where I can understand what the hell was going on with game ads.
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PROBLEME DE REINS/VESSIE ÉNURÉSIE ANURIE ARRETEZ LE SUCRE...MOXER LE 8 VC/ RM...
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Is speed usually associated with bladder related mishaps?
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callico cut pants .com its got nothin to do with piss!
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years of fearing public restrooms as a child prepared me to play wipeout without peeing my pants
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Is this before or after John Romero will make me his bitch?