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Getting older is just standing outside, staring up at the sky, saying, "It wasn't this hot when I was a kid, right? RIGHT?" over and over again until the AI and bitcoin crashes all the power grids and we all die of Too Hot in our Smart Homes.
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I've been thinking about this more and more. I can't believe we're going to speedrun our climate apocalypse to produce fake digital currency and sketchy fake content
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I've been living here almost a quarter-century, and I've WATCHED the area's climate shift significantly hotter over just that time.
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Here in St. Louis I usually go with, "I don't remember stepping outside being like running face first into a freshly-used urinal. Were summers always a stream of hot piss to the gob?" But other than that, samesies.
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Dude in the corner with a plaster on his cheek going "I told you it was getting hot in here" and everyone going "SHUT UP NELLY"
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