Getting older is just standing outside, staring up at the sky, saying, "It wasn't this hot when I was a kid, right? RIGHT?" over and over again until the AI and bitcoin crashes all the power grids and we all die of Too Hot in our Smart Homes.
I've been thinking about this more and more. I can't believe we're going to speedrun our climate apocalypse to produce fake digital currency and sketchy fake content
Here in St. Louis I usually go with, "I don't remember stepping outside being like running face first into a freshly-used urinal. Were summers always a stream of hot piss to the gob?" But other than that, samesies.