asked to leave the doctor’s office because I asked if they make the cameras kiss inside of you when you get an endoscopy and a colonoscopy on the same day
having a cat who is big and heavy: amazing, perfect, no notes
trying to put that cat on a diet: something is crushing my internal organs and yelling at 1am
these are reporters, not celebrities. part of being a reporter is that you are a grubby worm wriggling through the dirt going from one pile of decomposing flesh to the next. once bernie lost twice, the big bloated corpse of the left was hollowed out just as the corpse of the alt-right bloated
Ken Klippenstein is streaming with George Galloway. The Young Turks are hosting RFK Jr. One ex bernie spokesperson is streaming with candace owens and another is defending Nick Fuentes. Brianna Wu is hanging with lauren southern. Maybe now is the time to re-evaluate how the left chooses celebrities.
there are no more swimsuit issues of magazines anymore. all of the swimsuit models are too busy making free videos whispering "i love you" with their titties oiled up, because of woke
i think they should have fire works every day. just big building shuddering explosions at all time. i never want to see another star in the sky unless its made of the green flame of barium chloride and the blood of a three fingered hand
game of thrones youtube content is either a video thumbnailed with the little guy projectile vomitting titled "season 5 was the real downfall" or a short by a british guy who details every time someone fucked a dog in the original text
breathing a little easier knowing that no one is going to recommend me sandman ever again, and if they ever do I can label them as ontologically evil for attempting it.
