⛧ Lorna the Ninth 🜏

⛧ Lorna the Ninth 🜏

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Lorna / D
33 y.o. 🌧PNW🌧 They/them💛🤍💜🖤
The prettiest fuckboy you know
Kids and cops DNI🔞
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ONE FLESH, ONE END. Bitch.
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que sarah sarah they/she

It's my brand I'll never stop

que sarah sarah they/she

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Dan McPainInTheKnees

There's a kangaroo farm here in WA state and ...no it's not wombats It was wallaby I'm sorry I'm hammered

Zoe 🏳️‍⚧️

I'll risk it it's fine If that's how I go out I die happy

⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸

LITERALLY "I wouldn't use a gender neutral bathroom" You literally have one at home you delusional bag of necrotic horse foreskins

Zoe 🏳️‍⚧️

I think the spikes are in their feet and there's ways to avoid that I'd be happy just to give it some head pats or scritches if that's all I could get

Dan McPainInTheKnees

I've seen a wombat irl I've not seen a platterpus in meatspace I need it

I didn't get to snug a wombat but I did get to hold a baby kangaroo

...the wombat tried to snug me tho I gave it too much attention and it wanted to hump my leg

God I want to hug a platypus

@ god Please let me snuggle a platypus before I die I will put off any plans to end myself until I can have this Just let it happen If it happens soon I'll even guarantee you another 20+ years if I can manage it

I have literally used the men's room without issue more times than I care to admit When you gotta go you gotta go That should be the end of it And the fact that it's not? Is frankly fucking embarrassing

"You're in the wrong bathroom" Well I'm in the one with toilets right? Talk to me when I'm shitting in the kitchen

My irl bestie is trans and I've done this many a time with her With no issue I don't see why anyone SHOULD have an issue It's goofy It's nonsense It's insecure garbage It's a BATHROOM WE ARE THERE TO PEE AND POOP!!!!

One reason I wish I could befriend all trans people at once I will go into whichever bathroom you're most comfortable in And stare daggers at anyone who takes issue I will fight a grown adult in a public potty for trying to make you feel unsafe when you just need to pee

It is a bathroom! Genders and bits shouldn't matter! We are just trying to piss or shit in peace and I don't know why people want to act like sharing a space like that with someone with different genitals is so horrifying Most, almost all people. In a bathroom. Just need to relieve themselves.

I wrnt to a concert recently and a whole cis man came into the women's bathroom hollering about how sorry he was he just needed to pee and was greeted with a chorus of us telling him it was OK Reasonable people don't give a shit

Well yeah They're cats

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⛧ Lorna the Ninth 🜏

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i'm rebeka & i've been diagnosed with a type of gastrointestinal cancer: GIST i'm facing the toughest of times bc i've been served a final eviction notice. i'm effectively homeless unless i remedy the breach i need $1190 (total of $1620) for this 🙏🏽 pls help if you can 🙏🏽 ko-fi.com/rebekamash/g...

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Seasonal Affection Cat (she's all legs)

The Best.

Seasonal Affection Cat (she's all legs)

She's always been an emotional creature. I'm not always sure who was who's support animal lmao Like she gets attached to certain people and she shows it. She always happy dances when she sees my brother, and when my dad came to visit once she latched onto him like the world would end if she didnt

It was so precious but also so heart breaking She was genuinely distraught

Seasonal Affection Cat (she's all legs)

OMFG YOU REMINDED ME the one time I saw jedi flip out I was watching one of those true crime shows about a pregnant woman who got attacked And in the "reenactment" there was squealing puppies She went from a dead sleep to a hysterical panic Looking for the puppies in need

She ran laps around the house doing the sound I have only ever called a "moo" because idk what else to call it

Fun fact I will often talk about how great my dog is But I don't think I've impressed on here like I have IRL That I get almost no credit for any of it Jedi has simply been *like this* since the day I got her. And I've been incredibly lucky on that front

She was in the shelter by 4 months old Pulled and brought up here and lived on a ranch with like 30 other dogs for 2 months before coming to me Not a barker Fully crate trained (but I never needed to crate her til she was 5 or so) Nearly potty trained when I got her at 6 months Well socialized

Good with other dogs With people With children Pretty good with cats I don't know what I did to deserve The Best First Dog anyone could ask for But whatever it was I'm glad I did it

Seasonal Affection Cat (she's all legs)

Having seen some dogs come from real trauma and shit this makes me incredibly angry Especially because I know how right you are

COOL AS HELL