Woodo

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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.

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Oh, this is good. This is very good.

Why is the pundit class so desparate to push Biden out of the race? | Rebecca Solnitwww.theguardian.com Yes, Biden had a bad debate – but so did Trump. The media is once again repeating the mistakes of 2016

This is only funny because SuperFandanskii and RussInMinge etc will be actually sincerely claiming this sort of bullshit.

Since Starmer became PM, British F1 drivers have qualified 1-2-3 at the British GP for the first time ever, and England have actually won a penalty shoot-out. Labour fixing things already.

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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The Lady

Media gushing about the manager . Fck off , you wanted him gone last game . Wankers

Frank Lampard makes taking penalties sound like the guilt of taking a trip to the back alley massage parlour to get wanked off. #Euro2024

Penalties; the Deal Or No Deal of football. Stay tuned for more amazing insights.

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Watching the England game now

Met this lairy crab on holiday. She was scrapping for a fight. All we were trying to do was help her back in to the water.

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Holy. Shit. They're literally saying Trump's felonies aren't that bad compared to the "real felonies". Bear in mind, they're ignoring J6 and "gimme 12000 votes" call and the stolen docs. We joke, but this is literally Newsmax copy.

What the FUCK is this dog turd ish www.nytimes.com/2024/07/06/u...

A Mark of Shame for 900 Years. Until Now?www.nytimes.com “Felon” carries an ancient stigma — one that falls on millions of Americans today. Trump might well redefine it.

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Excellent work, NYT. Now do ‘rapist’.

Making "felon" cool 😎 again www.nytimes.com/2024/07/06/u...

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Good luck to all my English pals for the game this afternoon, fingers crossed for another uninspiring win

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Amused 😊

Nearly made it an entire week in England without once mentioning tap water quality, then on the last day made the mistake of actually looking inside the kettle.

Accidentally followed SuperFandan on IG while laughing at her having hyped up her massive election night party only to post more about the journey there and their wee AirB&B "after-party" than the event itself so it was clearly a barely attended dud she wants to pretend never happened

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The dazzle-paint patterned dress is a smart move - one never knows when a WW1 U-boat is lurking about.

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Sunak's wife looks like a vengeful ghost standing there.

Keir Starmer’s cabinet will have most female ministers in history

Keir Starmer’s cabinet will have most female ministers in historywww.theguardian.com It will, however, only have three from minority ethnic backgrounds despite a record 89 being elected to parliament

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The James Timpson appointment really shows Starmer's political acumen. He's had the keys to Number 10 for less than 24 hours and boom - he's scored a free spare set.

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…I think we’ve found the terf equivalent of insane alpha male redpill types who are so outraged in order to mask their own kinks, only for said kinks to bubble to the surface in weird ways

Massive "I nicked my six year old daughter's friendship bracelet kit to make this" energy.

Gang i found some new cursed terf art and now you have to see it too

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This thread is full of errors (a consequence of the fact that the Tory rulebook is not available online). No, the 100 is not fixed. No, no members of the 1922 “lost their seats” - there are no members of the 1922 when parliament is dissolved. There are fresh elections every term.

This will be doubly awkward as the number of NOMINATIONS required for a candidate to make the Tory Leadership ballot ISN'T a percentage. It's a fixed number. 100 MPs. I'm sure it sounded reasonable at the time. Good luck getting 100 Tory MPs to agree on something when there are only 121 of them.

Turning the planet in to uninhabitable ash via useless trash software but WOOOO PROFIT BBC News - Samsung expects profits to jump by more than 1,400% www.bbc.com/news/article...

Samsung expects profits to soar with boost from AIwww.bbc.com The South Korean tech giant is benefiting from the AI boom which has lifted the prices of advanced chips.

Wes Streeting Health Secretary

Set You Free by N-Trance on the wireless

On our way norf and just passed an Anne-Marie Trevelyan board.

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Mrs Sunak in full "you're on the sofa, cunt." face mode.

Hope he's looking forward to his four years and three hundred and sixty four days of this, lol. www.itv.com/news/2024-07...

www.itv.com

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Government should function effectively in the background like white goods. But for the past years it's been like your fridge-freezer noisily demanding attention every 5 mins, switching off for hours at a time, fiddling its definition of 'cold', and eating your food then blaming the washing machine.