Devilpants: I live in a walk-up, and I absolutely will push someone down the stairs if they throw a tantrum about not taking off their filthy disgusting outdoor shoes in my nice clean home. I'm not kidding, I keep my floors so clean you could eat off them, that's not an exaggeration

"I shall enter any home as if it was my own, care for none of the things that matter to the people living there, and shame them for being poor hosts when they're unhappy I've put dogshit or whatever on their carpet with my gross shoes"

hey, let’s check in on white people and see what they’re up to! oh.

if I invite you to my place and you don't take your shoes off, you're gonna go down those three floors real fast

I live in a walk-up, and I absolutely will push someone down the stairs if they throw a tantrum about not taking off their filthy disgusting outdoor shoes in my nice clean home. I'm not kidding, I keep my floors so clean you could eat off them, that's not an exaggeration

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