Devilpants

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders. AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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There's a Small Problem With the AI Industry: It's Making Absolutely No Moneyfuturism.com AI is not making money for investors which may be connected to businesses having trouble adopting the technology.

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why do porn accounts keep doing that thing where they follow some rando and expect to be followed back? does that ever actually work? I once had one who repeatedly followed and unfollowed like trying to get my attention bitch I am surviving on ramen and spam, I can't afford your photo set

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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house

Not making any threats here, just thinking out loud as a historian — do they people brazenly pushing for impunity for the wealthy elites not know what traditionally comes next?

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from the bottom of my heart

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Okay so to be clear we are destroying power grids, the livelihoods of actual humans beings, and communication/research infrastructure for the sake of an algorithm that converts stolen data into unreliable stolen data and consistently loses millions of dollars. Just to be clear

an enormous pile of inventory-clogging gray items, they just keep spilling out of my corpse like a Diablo 2 boss loot explosion no money, though

Saw this going around back on the other place and enjoyed it so let's bring it back: What loot would you drop when defeated?

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I think a lot of interpersonal conflict specifically in internet spaces also comes from the discomfort of just disliking people. But it’s very normal to dislike people. It’s natural and it is not something you need to examine for it’s morality.

I sincerely regret not stealing way more stuff from my last job.

goooooooooood morning campers and welcome to trash tuesday. just like a comet it’s here now and who knows when it’ll be back again so give it all you got show me those brain worms and let’s have some fun

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“That’s taking the easy way out” I know. That’s why I took it.

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Nobody is trying to turn your kids gay, but people are trying to turn your kids Nazi.

#makeaterriblecomicday2024 that explains everything

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life is way too short to not be whimsical

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I think every generation has myths it tells about itself. This is why older people are often upset that "Boomer" is now so frequently used a pejorative; it was the generation that famously said never to trust anyone over 30, and now they're the people folks under 30 definitively do not trust.

As someone coming right at the end of it, I do feel like Gen X has a lot of myths about itself that it tells and I am never entirely sure if it believes them or not.

Well this fucking sucks. Tools like this help keep us safe, but I guess individual blocking will have to do until another team picks up where Aegis left off.

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If I block you on Bluesky, you can send me 100 American dollars on one of my paid platforms. Please include the message "I am a worm. I'm sorry. here is my @. " if you make me block you again, the price goes up to 200. 🖤🧡🖤

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“I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity” ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-... > This isn't a recipe for disaster, it's a cookbook for someone looking to prepare a twelve course fucking catastrophe. Today’s must-read

I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicityludic.mataroa.blog

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i just want zoomers to know that computers were actually useful once. before the iphone/ipad/android/chromebook, computers ran software that was just like a program that did what it was supposed to do. also the internet used to have a lot of cool stuff on it that didn't give you an anxiety disorder

Why are you LGBTQ+? Correct answers only Preferred to play female characters in every video game that would let me and in every tabletop RPG. Realized that no, not every guy is Like That, and it actually Meant Something.

Why are you LGBTQ+? Correct answers only I spent 15 years having a little voice in the back of my head whispering about being a girl and then when I tried to explore it, it switched to burning shame, repression, and repeating the cycle. Only way I could stop it was to stop being ashamed and be Me.

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Quality of AI generative content aside, I am just SO thoroughly uninterested in things that are not made by people. All my favorite media is the stuff where you can tell that a person made specific decisions while making it. I want to feel a different person's personality present in it

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man it's a hot zone,

"Just A Small Town* Boy** With Nuthin' To Lose*** But My Truck****" *Exurban gated community within commuting distance of Atlanta **50 yrs old *** Because of the divorce ****$95,000 at 4.5%

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country songs used to be like "it's funny how i'm drinking myself to death here" and "funny how i work here and always fall in love with guys like him" and now they're all "i own a $95,000 truck" and "i support the US giving material, intelligence and logistical support for the liquidation of gaza"

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did you know there used to be writers where that was their whole job

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I think a lot about how the last few holdouts for the smallpox vaccine were dragged out of their homes and jabbed by police in the streets and I’m like. I mean. smallpox is gone forever now. it’s just gone. that’s a miracle.

My most illiberal stance is that childhood vaccination should be mandatory no exceptions.

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Being “ai” free is already becoming a selling point.

Excuse Me, Is There AI in That?www.theatlantic.com Businesses and creators see a new opportunity to brand their work as 100 percent human-made.

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I have people telling me that it’s insane to believe that there is a problem with Nazis infiltrating the left and trying to spread reactionary ideas. 4chan users have literally been doing this openly for years and bragging about it. It’s part of their “pridefall” stuff.

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DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF

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Many men interpret politeness from women as flirting because they themselves would never show even the barest courtesy to a woman they found unfuckable.

seriously weighing the pros and cons of committing arson

HONORARY TRASH TUESDAY HOSTED BY ME REM POSTES SHARE YOUR TRASHIEST BRAIN REFUSE WITH ME AND BE SURE TO TAG #TT

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Years ago I wrote about how the fantasy of so many men in tech re: AI was to create a woman that doesn't talk back. It's not an original idea--it populates sci-fi, like Ex Machina. But it's also an easy point to argue because so many guys will just... say it.

impressive how much these puff pieces for AI still make the people involved sound like sociopaths

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"There is only one group who would ever call for the banning of the diary of Anne Frank, and I don't care what they happen to be calling themselves these days." —a pretty good line from Alan Moore, 1987