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Putin's puppet can have a tall glass of shut the fuck up.
the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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But he's right in the sense that I'd vote for a random wad of cat hair and oreo crumbs from deep inside my couch before considering a narcissistic nepo-ghoul who casually murders people in developing nations with vaccine misinformation as a hobby.
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Whose entire family have repudiated him.
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Things I would vote for over RFK jr: - couch detritus - literally any goldfish - mysterious clump of damp twine - piñata full of wasps - stained mattress in the woods
 - half can of flat Dr. Pepper - discarded bandaid lying on a public bathroom floor
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"Literally any goldfish." *Best Morgan Freeman voice* That one actually made me laugh. But seriously, who thinks RFK Jr. is actually a good candidate? There hasn't been a serious Kennedy worth considering since his DAD, and well... We can thank Sirhan Sirhan for putting the kibosh to that.