ME: *hands over a $5 Starbucks gift card* I would like to ensure hugging my anime pillow remains legal
CLARENCE THOMAS: *tucks card in his robe* consider it done
ME: I’ll have a hot dog with everything on it
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: actually it’s not possible to put “everything” on a hot dog, or anything else for that matter, because “everything” contains infinity. Also-
ME: shut the fuck up Neil DeGrasse Tyson