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@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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5 days
Rap beefs are funny because they all see who can write the best poem
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Wicked Hoodie Girl
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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6 days
sneezed a bite of egg on the floor my dog ate it and now he’s staring at me like i’m an egg vending machine
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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7 days
Nothing is more important than being online! Raise your hand if you’re online with me
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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7 days
Who needs boner pills when there is the Ford summer sales event?
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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7 days
8 year old me after I touched the car cigarette lighter
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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7 days
Damn girl are you an unattended candle? Because I ignored you and now I don’t have a house
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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8 days
Too eepy to be radicalized
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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8 days
the smoothest thing I ever do is an ollie to indy grab but without a board, just trying to walk
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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8 days
I was created in a lab to ask if you’re mad at me
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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8 days
I like to think Dennis is still out there being a menace but he probably grew up to be a lame ass in middle management with a nice 401K and drives a Camry
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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11 days
I saw you from across the bar and I want to joust you
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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7 days
Well, whatever marijuana strain this is made me into a comedic genius.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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7 days
Life is hard trying to get rich without wanting to work for it or marry dying old guys.
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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7 days
Sometimes my hair gets itchy and I’m worried I’m turning into Medusa.
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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9 days
When Grandma lost her feet to diabetes, I referred to her as “Lieutenant Gran” and nobody laughed
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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10 days
You’re laughing. I asked who’s on first and you’re laughing.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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10 days
Is someone working on a pill that feels like waking up well rested?
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@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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11 days
She’s giving off a “my mom has custody of my kids” type of vibe
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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13 days
Will there still be an Oswald on this one even though they missed?
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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11 days
Chilling a highball in protest
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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12 days
I'm sorry for the things I said when predictive text was turned on
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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11 days
I keep adding things and reheating these leftovers, like the Stir Fry of Theseus
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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11 days
I met my niece’s new boyfriend and immediately hoped that his sperm count is as low as her standards.
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BBKitty
@bbkitty.bsky.social
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11 days
DM’s ruined Bluesky because now you share the good stuff in private
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Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
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11 days
I'm sex on legs in the sense that I have legs
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Ƙappa
@dopeshow.bsky.social
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11 days
[driving 4hrs with two coworkers] Do y'all wanna play a game? Would you rather... stay in this car or die inside a wicker man
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PieGuy
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
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12 days
When you almost get assassinated
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BEAVE ²
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
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14 days
I have so much to do this weekend and it’s all this:
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Kimster
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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15 days
There’s a Canadian named Jeremy who escaped from my mom’s basement.
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Kimster
@aquavulva.bsky.social
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14 days
If you love me, you’ll show me your silly hair.
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