Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴

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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)

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another day of sitting around with my swollen itching brain wanting to do things but also not wanting to so how about some more staring into space interspersed with depression

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This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico

I talked to the shelter counselor and we always talk about politics and i try to walk her up to the edge of the abyss with communism shining like a beacon on the other side. she still likes biden though.

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listening to some antifascist funeral death doom #metalsky maudissez.bandcamp.com/album/maudis...

maudissez, by maudissezmaudissez.bandcamp.com 8 track album

this'll roger your engineer

frenhmch motherfuckers will say some shit like "yaourt" wanna buy a consonant motherfucker

for some reason women love to tell me about their gastric bypass surgery

is anything in the TPBEU (Trailer Park Boys Extended Universe) worth watching

wheI was a kid I wanted to become a fireworks smuggler as a profession (drive to Fillmore and bring them in to Oxnard and Ventura)

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ah christ they're moving people from house 2 to house 1 (where I live) and that includes an incredibly loud person who likes to rant about political stuff (correctly, much of the time, but it's still exhausting)

tired of doing my social mask routine just want to be alone and be allowed to feel bad and shit

three great thing about Avoidant Personality Disorder is that no one in your life believes it's real and you by definition do not have the wherewithal to stand up and scream I HAVE A PROBLEM at the people who should care

ok I have grocery money, thank you all for the help and reposts! now to work up the energy to try to get to a store

protip if you're poor in arizona: A) don't tell DES you got $$ from friends on the internet because they will ask for DOCUMENTS (literally email saying "I am X and I sent $ to this person" like tf good is that) and freeze your SNAP benefits and B) sign up at the beginning of the month for max benes

needle chicken

#birdbot

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there is a void on the floor and it’s screaming

apologies to the band bar italia, who I now think of as Teenage Adam and The Friedlands

talking to Jawas and always trying to look into their hoods and sleeves at an angle to see what's happening in there

califia farms chocolate oatmilk review: has a weird savory burnt grain taste, like something they would've drunk during WWII so our boys in Europe could have real chocolate milk as they sat around playing with themselves while the Soviet Army did all the actual work of defeating Nazis, D+

I'm a sandcrawlin' jawa with a robe full of ❓❔❓

going to start an alt account to post all of my weird sexual fantasies to so you don't have to see them but then promote it here and imply you're not good friends if you don't follow it

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people will stop me on the street and ask 'why is the nutsling red'? my friend, it represents the blood of our fallen comrades

pareidolia khomeini

"Chained to the Bottom of the Ocean"? terrible name. like there are just big rings down there to chain things to or something

because I don't think before I act there is paper towel residue on my gummy edible I sliced into 10 pieces

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💸💕 MA hi lovelies. i have to try raise funds soon towards my 🍃 meds but until then i’m okay🤞 however, there are a couple things i need help with from my wishlist; cat litter, covid tests, electrolytes bc dysautonomia.. please share + consider helping if u can🫂💕💸 www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

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when I'm done going down on you I want you to slap the back of my shaved head like we're marines ok

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A witch's curse that forces anyone who's said "but I still want to be friends" be friends with whoever they said it to.