Hemry, Local Bartender: 4th of July is a weird time to run a "why I don't vote" essay but if you're going to do it it can't be by some christian monarchist, it only makes sense if the author is like a walmart firebomber. It's what the founders would have wanted

4th of July is a weird time to run a "why I don't vote" essay but if you're going to do it it can't be by some christian monarchist, it only makes sense if the author is like a walmart firebomber. It's what the founders would have wanted

People in the New York Times will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, establishing a Christian monarchy" and then not establish a Christian monarchy

Welllllll....ehhhhh

He's a Michigan voter, he ain't done shit to establish a Christian monarchy (besides, y'know, have himself be published in the New York Times)

If it happens in november he wins michigan man of the year

And then it's off to the camps thanks to the former title holder's whimsy

old meme, but checks out sir etc etc

Especially since the Christian monarchist voted in the last two elections

Also, like, maybe do a little bit of fact checking and make sure that the dude doesn’t, in fact, vote. voteref.com/voters/MI/vi...

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