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yo_uterus everywhere else. Bikes, esoteric bullshit.

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Surprise Spanish stand up on this day of 7 fires in my inbox before 11 am

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MUMPHREY, MINDY AND MAX MANATEE 30 SEC ANIMATED PSAwww.youtube.com This animated public service announcement was sponsored by THE FLORIDA OCEANOGRAPHIC SOCIETY to help acquaint children and their parents about the dangers of...

My BIL doesn’t trust my 17 year old nephew who has flown several times to make it through TSA to the gate of the tiny airport that has less than 15 flights a day and 4 gates

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The time has come for @injusticewatch.org to once again collect YOUR feedback on the dozens of Cook County judges up for reelection this fall. All feedback and stories welcome and will be kept confidential unless you tell us otherwise! www.injusticewatch.org/judges/judic... #CheckYourJudges

We want to hear about your experiences with these Cook County judgeswww.injusticewatch.org Every six years, Cook County circuit judges ask voters for another term on the bench in what’s known as a retention vote. (Illinois Appellate Court judges

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trying to think of why it's so easy to spot chatGPT writing even when it's not making stuff up. like it can write in different tones and styles to a degree, but there's still kind of an "overconfident nerd" je ne sais quois to it all

Remembering I have compression tights has been such a game changer for weightlifting recovery

it's never about preserving women's sport or doing any of the shit that would actually increase access and reduce inequity it's always about policing what gender means and who gets to be a part of that (hint it's upper class straight cisgender white women)

It’s finally here! For years, @roseveleth.com has been working on an epic series about elite runners who’ve been told they can no longer race as women, because of their biology. TESTED is their story, & the story of sport’s history of dubious sex testing. Ep 1 is now online! link.chtbl.com/Rose_

Testedlink.chtbl.com <p>Who gets to compete?&nbsp;Since the beginning of women’s sports, there has been a struggle over who qualifies for the women’s category. Tested follows the unfolding story of elite female ...

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soon i get to get rid of a project i never wanted and instead work with a small theater on a project i sold and really wanted to work on. i've got other ongoing stupid stuff at work but i appreciate that they also try to make the work we all do less miserable as much as possible

anyone who has ever engaged me in a conversation beyond a surface level discussion may be entitled to compensation cause good god i am really intolerable sometimes

do i love my nephew more than i hate fall out boy? yes, unfortunately

10/10 completely believable. ND townies have memories a mile long and are true artists in enduring resentment

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Of course thats your contention. Youre a 1st year programmer. You just got finished writin some REST backend, node.js probably. Youre gonna be convinced of that til next month you get to Rob Pike and then youre gonna be talkin about goroutines and message passing and how concurrency isnt parallelism

i never stop thinking about how travis tritt has both "rice cookin in the microwave" and "i think i'll make me some homemade soup" in the first 15 seconds of "it's a great day to be alive" what is the overlap of "cooks rice in microwave" and "makes soup from scratch"

y'all ever think about how like 90% of the situations described in all the country bangers of the early 90s are now situations outside the modern era? like we can't have a callin baton rouge or chasin that neon rainbow

my current plans for post full time work include: get an advanced degree in linguistics, just for me go on a bunch of supported someone else planned them outdoorsy tours go back to teaching ESL classes

i just watched a frontline documentary talking about the lead up to the CFPB and other financial reforms in the wake of the 2008 financial crisis and god damn we didn't even let this stuff get 20 years before SCOTUS shat all over it

Nothing is more painful to the human mind than, after the feelings have been worked up by a quick succession of events, the dead calmness of inaction and certainty which follows and deprives the soul both of hope and fear. -Frankenstein Medieval Times is a horsey and dirt allergen capsule

will i ever stop thinking in spanish when i want to speak in french at this point, god only knows

I am also selling: Shimano 105 crankset 50/34 170mm (take off) $100 SRAM Rival DUB crankset 33/46 165mm (~100mi) $75 40 mm drop bars $Free.99 JFC please just take them

We could have watched actual history TV idk what you thought you were gonna get with decades old sci-fi.

MOM! @youterus.bsky.social won’t stop doing New Historicism while I’m trying to watch TV

Hi I’m selling a road bike. Best fits someone 4’11” -5’3”. Tell your friends. I’m highly susceptible to deals for people in need. #bikechi

Keep telling Emily not to speak ill of Forrest Mars’ portrait cause he gonna haunt her ass and I’m not about to be a part of all that

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sending this screencap to John Roberts so he sheepishly reverses the court's decision

today i learned i can take all the work health plan points i get for syncing my garmin and convert them into cash to donate to a fairly large list of charities and it's hard to think of a better thing to do with money i routinely forget exists

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DECISION 2024 - The Road to the White House

Today I called men’s sports boring, in Spanish, in front of my company president because someone asked me if I was watching Le Tour de France

i'm looking for someone to make a small batch of custom stickers for me--do y'all have a guy?

I’m 2 units away. Will I make it here in time to watch any of Le Tour de France en français?

I ain't gonna read this to check but about time we got rid of Stamp Licker and I hope this includes Skin Lifter, Bacon--actual jobs SSA said clients I worked with could do and so they didn't qualify for SSDI

The Social Security Administration will eliminate all but a handful of those unskilled jobs from a long-outdated database used to decide who gets benefits and who is denied, ending a practice that advocates have long decried as unfair and inaccurate.

Social Security to jettison obsolete jobs used to deny disability benefitswww.washingtonpost.com For decades, Social Security has used obsolete jobs like pneumatic tube operator and nut sorter to deny disabled claimants.