Em, midly

@lefttheprairie.bsky.social

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I legit believe my 17-year-old nephew was the smartest person and best listener I tried to explain a task to all day

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@therachel.bsky.social 🚗 🎷

I’ve been on a roll with duels tonight. Who wants to face the gnoracle?

Your current stats Class: oracle Ancestry: gnome Level: 1 Experience: 53 Gold: 79

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So @youterus.bsky.social was helping me job interview prep and saying to imagine myself successful in the role and I just howled “you must imagine Sisyphus happy”

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GOHLAR GOTTA LAY LOW FOR NOW

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Love getting an “I hope this email finds you well” from someone who is clearly mad my series of emails found them at all

omg I actually had the didn’t finish high school dream, except I do so much with admission contingency outreach at work that I knew I was being asked to do something I didn’t need to do because someone didn’t understand a process and I really just needed to request my transcript

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history is just learning the lore of real life

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @stev.bsky.social 2

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @schwegler.lol 2

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social chooseAncestry gnome

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social 2

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folks… we are juiceless we have lost the juice how could we lose out to Threads of all places on bullying the Times

Wow. @nytimes.com has closed their Threads account and left the platform after days of getting just shredded in the replies for their handling of Biden post debate. Now they're getting dog piled on Instagram for running from Threads.

but is she dtd (down to @bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel)?

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omfg i absolutely love the American Chopper meme & i hadn't seen this one yet 😹 *adds to growing collection* this is one of my faves

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Cheers to malort and the neighborhood’s best cocktail bar

I had a fairly bonkers family vacation so I ordered a drink with Malort in it at Bokeh to toast it with @lefttheprairie.bsky.social

I keep thinking about how my parents worked extra jobs to buy our family a computer and then I just used it to be like this

lowkey losing it that there’s a sappy country music small town pride video about the hawk tuah girl www.instagram.com/reel/C9Dqx-S...

Haliey Welch on Instagram: "3 weeks ago my life was totally different…I was working a humble 9-5 in my hometown. No talk shows or paparazzi were looking for me and no celebrities were reaching out to ...www.instagram.com 400K likes, 10K comments - hay_welch on July 5, 2024: "3 weeks ago my life was totally different…I was working a humble 9-5 in my hometown. No talk shows or paparazzi were looking for me and no celebr...

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I understand that this site essentially gamifies your daily thoughts, but you need to conceive of that game as like a carnival diversion or at best a phone puzzle game. If you conceive of it like a dramatic RPG or a fighting game, you’re gonna be soooooo annoying

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Diving further into the Gordon Ramsey Cinematic Universe with Hotel Hell. I’m liking it better than Kitchen Nightmares because the people are deranged in a more entertaining and less traumatic way

Who are the cringe nerd kings not outed as sex pests yet?

If you’re sending emails in America on July 5, please rethink your life

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I’m always thrilled when I put food or drinks together and it goes well. Just a nice little pleasure of adulthood

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You used to have 4 career paths in america, miner, cowboy, snake oil salesman, and astronaut the year was 1999

In my intro to journalism class, the professor talked about headline writing using the example of a Minnesota highway accident: Fertile Man Dies in Climax