Darius Whiteplume

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You can’t count on me for much, but know this: if you have 69 likes or reskeets I will not ruin that number. I’m Darius Whiteplume, and I approve this message.

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my husband read the couchfucking excerpt and said he felt “confused and dirty” lmao

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HAVE A FUN FRIDAY FRIENDS!

Aural fixation.

On a Night Like This (Rob Searle Mix) by Kylie Minogue on Apple Musicmusic.apple.com Song · 2001 · Duration 7:57

Slowstidious

Forget your horoscope. Show me your pen.

A fave Ted Lasso long game joke is how in s1 Nate the Great admits he has a fear of premature aging, and by the end of s2 he looks like this:

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Deadpool and Wolverine on Hot Ones. Outstanding.

Blake Lively’s husband?

Deadpool and Wolverine on Hot Ones. Outstanding.

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Fine. Thick Thursday you say? Unhappy with today’s images, but this one understands the assignment. Jack Adams #thong, for those who celebrate. Light material. Comfortable fit. Everyday wearable. cw 🎂

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Me: I do not have the energy for politics. Mom: Well I’ll only go back to April then.

Too dark. Not posting that. You’re welcome.

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You’re all * ***** ** *****

Sure… Thong Thursday The Jack Adams below, and bonus Andrew Christian singlet that I am a bit too tall for. cw bod

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Zero direction, of course. Not even format, content, verbosity. I wouldn’t trust these people to run a hot dog cart.

Boss* waited a week to tell us we have to justify everyone’s jobs, including our own, and guess when they want it?

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On this day in 1980, AC/DC released their 7th album , Back in Black. #ACDC #BackinBlack

Psychobilly Elegy

Not feeling it this morning.

Fluffernutter is the porniest named sammich.

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I mostly post here to keep from buying stuff in the other 68 tabs I have open.

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Should I be reskeeting more? Like for yes Ignore for no Reskeet to make a skate punk fuck up their frontside grab 270’

Might go over to CounterSocial and post politics with no hashtags just to feel something.

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Is Fetterman banging Sinema or am I confused? Is it the tie? What was in that joint? You got it from Terry who? I feel like I’m falling.