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Darius Whiteplume

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I had a portrait made of me in my youth. It is in the attic and looks like a newborn. Wrong curse.
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I think I gave myself metaphorical bangs.
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“Now he’s going to listen to that god damn Vicki Carr record and when he comes to bed he won’t touch me.”
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new post interaction buttons ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ reply like repost wtf
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Crabtree Creek today. Yesterday morning it was slow and mostly sandbars. Yesterday late we had rain. Today it was running fast. Today vs previous from same bridge.
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A deer ran past us on the greenway this morning.
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Six posts today and 0mg THC.
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There are two wolves inside you.
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“Oi, you three: fuck off.”
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Marine Le Deez Nuts
Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.
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The chant they are yelling in France to celebrate defeating the far-right basically translates to: "Everybody hates the fascists" It sounds great fast and loud, in the original French: "Tout le monde, déteste les fascistes!" We should learn it! pls. Re-skeet!
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Checking in safe from the dangers of wacky tobaccy.
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I think we all know what I think of Sal…
Sal, for better or worse, was THE Marvel house style in the 1970s. Dude cranked out 3 books a month! Of course, they were all stock poses and the same 5 facial expressions, but hey they were easy to read. Makes Kirby's output in the 1960s even more astounding, because Jack never relied on formula.
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group therapy where we discuss our problems using only Motörhead lyrics call it Lemmy for your thoughts
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I just got in trouble for reading one of your posts out loud. Thanks a lot!
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Grease is part of the Beach Party universe because Frankie Avalon is in it. Which means The Sopranos is part of the universe because of Frankie Valli.
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Checking in safe from the dangers of wacky tobaccy.
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Mariner on one of her many, many trips to the brig; this time for a little drunk and disorderly. Stay away from that Romulan Ale! This is from my #lgbtcharacters series for #pridemonth #digitalartdrawing #digitalart #startrek #startreklowerdecks #lowerdecks #bi #pridemonth2024
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it's not about red or blue, left or right. it's about coming together as Americans to witness history's first Weekend at Bernie's presidency
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One, are they still making Survivor? 🫤 Two, don’t humans survive better in numbers? Shouldn’t the goal be to make other players do the shit jobs for the rest of the game? I didn’t even read Lord of the Flies, but that sounds correct.
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Tura Satana was a super hero.
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On Pluto: Irma la Douce (Wilder, 1963)
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Look I don’t care if it’s in-network or not, if I’m seriously ill take me here.
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Side 2 of Diamonds and Rust during a thunderstorm. Blazing. Cat in lap.
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