Erin Fogg: If I could have dinner with any two dead people tonight it would be Adam Smith and Carl Marx and all we would talk about is buy one get five free fireworks deals

If I could have dinner with any two dead people tonight it would be Adam Smith and Carl Marx and all we would talk about is buy one get five free fireworks deals

Okay maybe that's not all we would talk about they would both say I'm pretty, too

I bet Adam Smith would try his patented invisible hand move

Omggggg lol

Free market discount...by which i mean if they don't invest in security the markets says it's free for me, Adam Smith

I'm...loving the idea of Smith being just an inveterate petty theft, shop lifting and stealing diner mints proudly

Marx is asked to leave for trying to unionize wait staff, meanwhile Smith uses the distraction to nab a cheese cake

if i could have dinner with any two dead people one would be trump

Ayooo

That’s how you play. Change the game.

And the other is a fun way to spend your free thoughts time!

I'm actually quite alive thanks

Not my joke but a while back someone did a bit with Marx that was like: "so that's the history since you died Karl, what's your guidance on how the working class can regain power?" "You went to the fucking moon? The moon in the sky?"

i’m going to email Marx and ask him if it’s okay to be a garlic snob and look down on people who use jarlic

Arguing about whether or not restaurants are bourgeois so long we all get hangry and form a whole new schism in popular economic thought

If I could have dinner with any three dead people tonight it would be Adam Smith, Carl and Groucho Marx...

I just wish I could have dinner with my parents, Ayn Rand and God.

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